Welcoming FTs

For the past few weeks we can see how the gahment and Straits Times is trying to push its agenda.

Glamourising Foreign Trash Talents(FT) (china-born chap becomes SAF officer), FT makes Sinkapore more cosmopolitan. Citing how FT can normalise population issues, and making immigration policies more lenient (visit Immigration building if u have the time) etc.

Now that the policies are in placed, we should start thinking how to make these FT feel welcomed. Even if you disagree with it, can also help to brainstorm for others to do.

If a FT move next door, you can:

1. Offer your subscribed copy of Straits Times to him/her FOC, so that they can know how fortunate they are to be in Sg and make Sg their homes.

2. Switch on your WiFi modem 24/7, give them free access to show Sg is a intelligent wired country and they can contact their friends overseas FREE.

3. Offer to water their plants, wash their corridors and be their dog, oops, i mean walk their dog to make their living environment comfortable.

4. Volunteer to guard their homes if they feel any imminent threats(eg from Ah Long). With the NS training you received, you are more than able for the task. On Guard!!

5. Invite them to your homes to watch EPL/WC matches on your cable subscription. Remember, the matches are free in their homeland. Better still, duplicate a set of your house keys so that they can come and watch as and when they want.

We now genna so jelat is also because of them. Really giving us more pressure.

No doubt these Foreign Talent force us to progress...but i think our local elites are not balancing it very correctly. Don't forget "We are Singapore!" not "Foreignpore"

We as locals should get some protection. Instead i see that these outsides are helped and later given citizenship. Benefiting from the foundations we and our fore fathers have worked hard for.
Now is just the begining very soon we will be taken over...! Even the "chickens" are foreign talent.

Maybe we Sillyporean also have a problem....we humhiam this hiam that ... even chicken need foreign talent.

So may i suggest we also get foreign talent to be in the government. Cos this is the only area we have yet to explore in greater detail.

Get a Swedish fellow to be Minister of Sports, then like them maybe we can go WC.
Get an Ex-Iraqi to be Minister of defence then can fight in FIBUA
Etc....don't laugh.....this maybe the key to Sillypore's success in Future of foreign TALENTS and LOCAL elites!



Talking about making mistakes, a few nights ago, I saw on tv the PM of Korea apologising to the public because of the illegal gambling dens that are in operation around town and near schools, and vowed to close them all down.

How humble.

Now, when did we ever see singapore ministers apologise for anything at all? They only know how to say "on hindsight..."

A wrong is a wrong.... but our very talented govt can make a wrong into a right... i guess korea does not have such talents, so LL have to apologise lor... haha...

Getting hot on a tuesday morning

Remember when you are young how your parents tell you that telling lies is bad for you? Like you will go to hell, ur nose growing longer and your tongue getting cut off and all that shite?

Well, i guess times are different now. Telling lies, especially white ones do get you to places!

On a different note,








ATTENTION TO ALL PREGGIES!!

PLEASE DO NOT ASSUME THAT WE, PASSENGERS ON THE MRT ARE OBLIGATED TO GIVE UP OUR SEATS TO YOU.

WHEN WE DO IT IS BECAUSE WE ARE KIND ENOUGH TO.

SO CAN YOU AT LEAST SAY A THANK YOU AND NOT SHOW A STUPID FACE, AS IF WE OWN YOU ONE. IS IT THAT HARD TO PUT ON A SMILE AND SAY THANK YOU? AT LEAST WE WILL FEEL THAT STANDING FROM YISHUN TO DODBY GHAUT IS WORTH IT!!

JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE PREGNANT DOESNT MAKE YOU THE QUEEN OF THE MRT WHERE WE HAVE TO MEET YOUR WIMPS AND FANCIES!!!!!!


THANK YOU!!!

Being Cock-ed

wahahahahaha
singapore alot of cock people...

I guess tat will be e last mms sent by her.

NEXT TIME OPEN EYES BIG BIG!!!!

Huming

http://www.mrbrownshow.com/

Mr brown, may i just comment that you got big balls.

Yes. hot and fresh. hope it stays online for good... but i have a bad feeling about the repurcussions that this podcast might bring.

I sort of scared that mr brown will get into trouble for this... making fun of pm is no joke.

He's talented like what our PM described him.
Give the man a tiger,he's really brave.

I think LHL will be veri veri tulanzzz Mr Brown now.

And he call himself PM of singapore?
Arent PM suppose to know Singaproe better than anyone else?

So we're allowing ppl who dun understand/know singapore to guide us..
Hmm.. interesting!!

Wait wait, or maybe not hawker center mee siam?

Perhaps those expensive mee siam in hotels/restaurant does have hum? Anyone can confirm this?

Really throw face manz!! And most funny is that the floor actually laughed with him!!
Dunno if the audience laugh with him or laugh at him... haha. Wonder if the Malaysian ministers fell off their chairs when they heard this.

The mee siam man is gonna ask him, "Explain why you tell me you say don't want the hum when my mee siam inside is all along never put the hum?"

After enjoying the humour, lets all pray for mr brown.

I'm sure he'll get marked some way or another.
But you know what?


Its really entertainment that makes some sense.

Seriously Mr Lee can really sing.
"talkingcock mai hum, mai hum mai hum mai hum.."

Wahahaha!! well done mr brown!!!! Thumbs up for ya!!!!

SG need more local talented ppl like you!! Not some Foreign Talent shit!!!

Come on lets support mr brown!

Put ur hands into the air and sing mai hum mai hum mai hum
Pls swing ur hands left and right while singing
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-------------maimaima-------maimaima---------------------maima-------------
-------------maimaima------maimaimai---------------------maima-------------
-------------maimaimai-----maimaimai---------------------maima-------------
-------------maimaimai-----maimaimai-------maimaim-------------------------
-------------maimaimaim---maimaimaim----maimaimaimaim----maima-------------
-------------maima-maim---maim-maima---maimaimaimaima----maima-------------
-------------maima-maima-maima-maima---maima-----maima---maima-------------
-------------maima-maima-maima-maima--------maimaimaim---maima-------------
-------------maima--maimaimai--maima----maimaimaimaima---maima-------------
-------------maima--maimaimai--maima---maimaim---maima---maima-------------
-------------maima---maimaim---maima--maima-----maimai---maima-------------
-------------maima---maimaim---maima---maimaimaimaimai---maima-------------
-------------maima----maima----maima---maimaimaimaimai---maima-------------
-------------maima----maima----maima-----maimai---maim---maima-------------
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----humhum--------humhu----------------------------------------------------
----humhum--------humhu----------------------------------------------------
----humhum--------humhu----------------------------------------------------
----humhum--------humhu----humhu------humhu---humhu--humhum---humhum-------
----humhum--------humhu----humhu------humhu---humhumhumhumhumhumhumhum-----
----humhumhumhumhumhumh----humhu------humhu---humhumhumhumhumhumhumhumh----
----humhumhumhumhumhumh----humhu------humhu---humhum----humhum----humhu----
----humhumhumhumhumhumh----humhu------humhu---humhu-----humhu-----humhu----
----humhum--------humhu----humhu------humhu---humhu-----humhu-----humhu----
----humhum--------humhu----humhu------humhu---humhu-----humhu-----humhu----
----humhum--------humhu----humhum----humhum---humhu-----humhu-----humhu----
----humhum--------humhu----humhumhumhumhumh---humhu-----humhu-----humhu----
----humhum--------humhu-----humhumhumhumhum---humhu-----humhu-----humhu----
-----humh---------humhu-------humhum---hum-----humh------humh-----humhu----
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Ringtones!!
mai hum_lite 19 sec 304 kb
mai hum full version 1:09 min 1.06mb
mai hum x 5 recommended sms tone 3 sec 62.3 kb
mai hum x 01 sms tone 0 sec 14.9 kb
"i will say, mee siam mai hum" 3 sec 52.9 kb
"i will say extention, includes mai hum x 5, female x 5, mai hum x 5" 15 sec 241kb

Getting brainwashed

I find it very annoying... every channel i switch i see the speech...

yes! its important but i think there is No need for ALL mediacock channels to show cast the speech for example.. mediacock is showin 2 chinese channels for that speech!! channel U and channel 8! wtf?

Is that Necessary ?

SHUT UP!
I wish somone would tell him that.

I hate to listen to his wayang speech on 'relaxing' and 'opening' our society when the MIW themselves are doing the opposite, and yet all the fu(king channels are showing his speech.

Finally switch off the TV and come to the partisan internet, and finally found peace.

Later channel new asia and channel 5 is going to show the same things again!

Cant stand it
Ridiculous

They DON'T give us any choices!

I rather watch my toe nails grow....

Celebrating NDP

Hooray! Another billion bucks into our pockets!

As usual, party for elites, area cleaning for us! They got $100M budget for the wayangNDP, but still dare to ask for free labour for area cleaning? Wicked until like this?

Jobs for FTs, Party for Elites, Area Cleaning for NSmen?

Today I want to talk about our National Day that has just passed.

I took part in the NDP twice in my life, both kena-ed during my NS days.

I have alot of things to say about NDP but never knew how. After 2 years, I finally found the words to write.

National Day Parade!

It has become the pap propaganada machine. And the ways we celebrate National Day hasn't been creative.

Its the governemts way of making Singaporeans feel attach to the nation.

Spending huge amount of money to "help us love" this nation and involve with her birthday. Dont u think they confuse and make sure sgians think that PAPy = SG?

Frankly, the money could be put to better use.

My foreign friend said that ndp is quite a waste of money. They dun celebrate so extravagently in their country. we should REALLY just save the money used in the celebrations.

Every yr is the same.

Drills. Fireworks.. Coffin fighter planes fly here n there create pollutions.. some crappy shows and lousy singers singing NDP2006 theme.

I just wish they wont turn our country's national day into a showcase for their trumiphs and successes. But that's what they have been doing all alone.

I was so surprised to see that they actually had the photo of MPs on the National Day Banners which they put on the lamp posts. The PAPy flag was flown side by side the National flag. Isit time for elections again?

From what i remember, they never did that in the past. Now is like campaigning period, with the candidates' photos on the lamp posts.

Hmm whats next?

They are trying very hard to brainwash the kids to equate National Day to PAP day. Wicked or not?

From the picture above, I observe that

1) Portrait of LKY - impressionist North Korean mural style.

2) PAP flag held up by kid.

3) "YOU WILL BE NEXT!" Next to? Next for? Stupid Catholic High morons. I am from Catholic High, so cannot say them.

They say they want to reenact Singapore history. But I can guarantee you the little part about LKY being a Japanese translator for the secret police during the Occupation will be conveniently missing. A void in the historical timeline.

It is not only wicked, but also shameful and untruthful. A blatant attempt to distort history. Seems like they are trying to tell the kids that in Sillypore history there is only PAP, where are WP and Barisan Socialis which also exist at that time?


Ok, so after a long time not blogging, pardon me. I guess I am just a little fustrated with things now that my MRT and bus fares are going to go up very soon. Getting called up to reservist doesnt makes things any better.


Just WTF are they up to?

Smiling

http://www.smiles2006.com/

Let's smile. We have 4 million to spare.
Submit a smile and stand a chance to win these fabulous prizes!

Grand Prize: OSIM iDesire, Intelligent full body massage chair

2nd Prize: A pair of Singapore Airlines Economy Class tickets to Tokyo
3rd - 4th Prizes: A pair of Singapore Airlines Economy Class tickets to Shanghai
5th - 7th Prizes: A pair of Singapore Airlines Economy Class tickets to Hong Kong
8th - 10th Prizes: A pair of Singapore Airlines Economy Class tickets to Bangkok

Truly uniquely Singapore, where your smiles can win you a prize!


"I will do anything to win air tickets."



"OK, don't sue me! I'll smile if you want."


"I will smile! See! Please don't threaten to not give me lifts."


"I can't bear to look. Is this good enough for ya?"

And the seditious kitty who refused to smile:











Siao bo? No way i'm smiling for zhenghu.

It is a sad day, for society has come to the point of such materialism that dangling rewards and carrots is the norm even for something as a simple as a smile, which will still require sincerity from the heart.

Quite xiasway to know that my country has to advocate manners in its own citizens. They enjoy playing the parent role eh.

So what's the difference between this, TOTO, Big Sweep and NKF charity shows? i already can't differentiate.

I pity the people who'd sell their souls to take part in this nation-wide wayang if they just take part for the prizes.They should have organised this smile campaign on the day Progress package was announced.

Now its too late to get people to smile with all the hikes coming up.


4 million smiles?


I say give them 8 million middle fingers instead.

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