Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Smiling


http://www.smiles2006.com/

Let's smile. We have 4 million to spare.
Submit a smile and stand a chance to win these fabulous prizes!

Grand Prize: OSIM iDesire, Intelligent full body massage chair

2nd Prize: A pair of Singapore Airlines Economy Class tickets to Tokyo
3rd - 4th Prizes: A pair of Singapore Airlines Economy Class tickets to Shanghai
5th - 7th Prizes: A pair of Singapore Airlines Economy Class tickets to Hong Kong
8th - 10th Prizes: A pair of Singapore Airlines Economy Class tickets to Bangkok



Truly uniquely Singapore, where your smiles can win you a prize!


"I will do anything to win air tickets."



"OK, don't sue me! I'll smile if you want."


"I will smile! See! Please don't threaten to not give me lifts."


"I can't bear to look. Is this good enough for ya?"

And the seditious kitty who refused to smile:











Siao bo? No way i'm smiling for zhenghu.

It is a sad day, for society has come to the point of such materialism that dangling rewards and carrots is the norm even for something as a simple as a smile, which will still require sincerity from the heart.

Quite xiasway to know that my country has to advocate manners in its own citizens. They enjoy playing the parent role eh.

So what's the difference between this, TOTO, Big Sweep and NKF charity shows? i already can't differentiate.

I pity the people who'd sell their souls to take part in this nation-wide wayang if they just take part for the prizes.
They should have organised this smile campaign on the day Progress package was announced.

Now its too late to get people to smile with all the hikes coming up.



4 million smiles?


I say give them 8 million middle fingers instead.

* n|n(^_^) n|n *

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