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Tuesday, September 27, 2005

In regards to my post on how to get to the Forbes top 10 richest man in the world. .i think i might have found an answer. . .

If I setup agency to help organisation monitor blogs ... sure make $ ??

Good idea right?

Can win young enterpeneur award?

Different organisations can engage my service ...
now, even schools suspend students for blog flaming their teachers. .

But seriously, they got tables, they got chairs, and hell they even got the farkin walls and ceilings to scribble on, but these stupid chicks had to go blog about them with specified names, that's just stupid.

They dont know meh?

Its goodbye to free speech here. Cannot talk about army, blog about life as SCDF medic = Jail, racist remarks = $3000 fine + up to 6 years jail, now writing about greviences against teachers = suspend. I think they better close down all public forums in the papers. Just let that tourists write their praises about how clean Singapore streets are.

Signz. . There reali isnt any freedom to do anything in sg...

SG is fallin apart right infront of our eyes

Just a classic case of the nails sticking out frm the plank so muz use sledgehammer to whack it back into the board.

Make sure the nail head is completely flattened into the board with a dent so it can never have a 2nd chance of popping up again.

I hope it wont have the opposite effect of raising rebels instead.

ok lah ok lah. . .
i luv my principal, teachers n frens.

sg gahmen is da best in the world.

racial harmony rulz.

PAP 万岁! PAP 万岁!

Monday, September 26, 2005

Of Masks and Hypocrisy

Almost everyone wears a mask everyday. This mask is either to protect them or to assist them to acheived certain things in life...

Maybe hypocrites is a harsh word but certainly we all learn to wear a mask from young.. Remember the little gangster bully you in you primary school days? or that unfriendly, nerdy looking girl sitting in the corner of your class?

They are wearing different kind of mask to hide away the weak/ soft spot from the rest...

Kids nowadays learn this skill since young, u can see how they behave in schools, so guai, so good boy good girl, and in front of parents n maids, a totally different face. So not surprised to see adults behave like this.

People like CEOs, big bosses, wear the "I am concern about you" mask in front of the TV for publicity sake... As everyone want to be look upon as a good, benevolent, warm person to gain popularity which will in term push their business up the ladder.

Actually dont need to be CEO or bigshot to be hypocrite, this is a skill everyone knows, just whether we use it often anot.

Sad to say this...

But WE are all Hypocrites in our own right.

When the time comes, we become the people we don't want to be.

This is how I felt about ppl lah... Most of us are quite pretentious... Could be a side effect of a developed society..

So many back-stabbers in working life, everyone can't wait to see you fall. How to survive in this modern society?

So in short,

Show ur spirit, hide your weakness.
Show ur weakness and your opponents have u for supper.

Saturday, September 24, 2005

Here is the list Forbes just release on the world riches people.

The Top Ten:
1.William Gates III ($46.5 billion Microsoft)
2.Warren Buffett ($44 billion Berkshire Hathaway)
3.Lakshmi Mittal ($25 billion Steel)
4.Carlos Slim Helu ($23.8 billion Telecom)
5.Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud ($23.7 billion Investments)
6.Ingvar Kamprad ($23 billion Ikea)
7.Paul Allen ($21 billion Microsoft, Investments)
8.Karl Albrecht ($18.5 billion Supermarkets)
9.Lawrence Ellison ($18.4 billion Oracle)
10.S Robson Walton ($18.3 billion Wal-Mart)

how do i get myself into this this huh????? help pls

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Here are a few power explainations for some commonly used words. Use them to impress your female friends!

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power

A place where success comes before work

A book/movie/show which people praise but do not read/watch

A curve that can set alot of things straight

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

ok , the next one is a real classic

The name women humans gives their mistakes

Atomic Bomb
An invention to end all inventions

A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when he's dead.

A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Learn something new today again? Remember, you first saw it here!

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Bus, taxi fare cheats could end up in jail

So now they're saying that their profits could be MUCH more if there were no bus cheats?

So when the bus we take double-deduct our EZLink card and cheat our marnie, will the bus-driver go to jail also???

must be fair mah...

Farked up hard handed tactics recently, from blog, to white elephants, to internet d/l, to fare cheats.

It's a fine country no more, ITS JAIL TIME!

P.s Pls dun sue me for postin this. .

Sunday, September 18, 2005

To squeeze out that last bit of brain juice. .

Here's the rules...

"Everybody has to cross the river".
The following rules apply:
*Only 2 persons on the raft at a time
*The father can not stay with any of the daughters without their mother's presence
*The mother can not stay with any of the sons without their father's presence
*The thief (striped shirt) can not stay with any family member if the Policeman is not there
*Only the Father, the Mother and the Policeman know how to operate the raft
*To start click on the big blue circle on the right.
*To move the people click on them.
*To move the raft click on the pole on the opposite side of the river.

Enjoy !

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Ok ok. . it has jus been a great week. . celebrating my 18th birthday with u ppl. Thanks for all the luuuuurving. .I will just die a happy man.

Celebration @ KBOX



Beauties + Handsome. .

Celebration @ Rouge
Did not manage to capture any gr8 pics here. Poor lighting and all of them were busy trying to get me drunk. And they succeed.

No alcohol for the next 1 month. Promise.

In my vague memory, this was what happen.

Whats a bday like without presents from those dearies of mine. .

Crumpler bag! Eyeing this since god knows when! I lurve it to bits!

Cute little note book

A authentic arsenal jersey! Never expected it as a gift. Sweet!

20 GB Color IPOD! Haha. .a gift from myself. Thanks Eugene!

I just love Birthdays gifts!

A Sad Story

It was a gloomy Saturday afternoon, a flock of birds spending great time searching for food and playing on the main road. Out of sudden, a big truck speed through. .

Birds do have feelings too, although this bird is already dead.. However, another bird flew over to her immediately, just like a family member, unable to accept the truth.

Not long after that, another car storm in and caused the dead bird's body to whirl with the wind... the spouse notice the movement as if she's still alive.. he quickly fly besides her again..

He stayed besides her and yell... WHY YOU'RE NOT GETTING UP?"

unfortunately, she no longer able to hear him... At the mean time, he's trying to lift her up...

He, of cause was unable to bear the burden... keep flocking his wings, one time after another

Another car soon passing by.. he quickly fly off, once the car has gone.. he came down again

Although other bird told him its useless.. however, he never gave up! He is trying his best to lift her up to see her flying again! Another car passed by, her dead body whirl again... as if still alive and trying to fly... he took this as impetus.. trying in different way to encourage her to fly again!!!

A little bird can be more humanistic than human
i almost can feel a trickle of warmness in the cold blooded veins of mine...

If only man can look out for each other like this...

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Hahahahha. . .alrite jus for today, my very 18th birthday, I am goin to post this very hilarious joke. Just for today. . ok?

I am putting myself at risk for posting this. . but like i say, it's jus too farnie not to be shared. .

Sun Exploration

Four delegates from China, Russia, the United States and Malaysia attended the United Nations' Meeting. All the nations were discussing about space exploration by the year 2010. Here are some of the conversations:

China Delegate: 'By the year 2008, China will start their moon exploration project. '

Russian Delegate: ' We too, we are going to explore the moon. This time we will see to it that our cosmonauts will step on the moon.'

US : ' We the United States will also explore the moon for second time.'

Malaysian Delegate: 'By the year 2015, Malaysia will explore the sun.'

There was a long silence, US stood up and asked the Malaysia Delegate: ' Isn't it too hot to explore the sun?'

Malaysian Delegate (smiling): 'I had this thought out already. We will do it in the evening.'

Funy anot??

Laugh leh!


Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Saw this headline on the news yesterday. . .
"New buildings required to install more cubicles in female restrooms"

Even with more cubicles, women will still take more time in the loo than men. For men, it's fast and simple:
1) Unzip

2) Position
3) Let loose
4) Shake it
5) Zip
6) Wash hands
7) Dry
8) Exit toilet

Of course, I've seen my share of those who don't wash their hands or don't dry it properly, along with other optional activities like hair combing, zit squeezing, etc.

For women, I'm not really sure but it definitely involves more actions and they do usually preen more in front of the mirror.

Toilet is a place to dump and leave........

For women.. the toilet's a freaking socializing place.

Guy go toilet for small business
1 min

Gals go toilet minimum 5mins

should i call the cops for this thread?

In any case,
if a person shows a bigoted point of view, is it not more important to educate him than to punish him for what he believes?

These 2 bros are just scapegoats. Garmen just want u to know that watever u post on the internet they also can sue u !

So better watch u say/write in the future !

No freedom to talk outside. Now cyberspace also bo freedom liao.

Monday, September 12, 2005

7 things that scare me..

  1. Blood
  2. Injections
  3. Dentists
  4. Losing a job
  5. Rejections
  6. Army
  7. Crashing my Dad's car

7 things that I like most..

  1. Sex
  2. Money
  3. Sweating it out
  4. Food
  5. Compliments
  6. Photography
  7. Music

7 important things in my room..

  1. Laptop
  2. Bed
  3. TV
  4. PC
  5. Playstation
  6. DVDs
  7. Wardrobe!

7 random facts about me..

  1. I'm sat in a helicopter before
  2. I'm a moneygrabber! Yeah...shallow...but I realised that in Singapore, MONEY is really everything!!
  3. I scored 255 for my PSLE
  4. I scored 2 F9s and 1 E8 for my Os.
  5. I learned the lion dance when i was young
  6. I play rugby for school!
  7. I hate the taste of alcohol/wine/spirits/beer.

7 things I plan to do before I die..

  1. Travel to Europe/States!!
  2. Own a car, preferbly a MVP/SUV
  3. Sky dive/bungee jump
  4. Snow ski
  5. Scuba dive
  6. Have kids
  7. Be my own boss

7 things I can do..

  1. Windsurf
  2. Imitate a strong M'sia accent
  3. Drive
  4. Make a short fim
  5. Whip up the meanest pasta u ever tasted
  6. Read maps
  7. Travel out of SG on my own

7 things I can't do..

  1. I can't sing
  2. I can't save for god's sake
  3. I can't lose weight
  4. I can't resist taking a 2nd look at pretty gals
  5. I can't live without money..
  6. I can't help but to feel disgusted with Indians.
  7. I can't whistle properly

7 things I say the most..

  1. Ooi!
  2. Really?
  3. Bro/Dude
  4. Is it?
  5. No problem
  6. ok
  7. Aiyoh/Aiyah

7 Celeb Crushes!..

  1. Kristin Kreuk <==Smallville
  2. ANDREA CHOW <==My current fav
  3. Helen Chung, Chang Hai Jie <==Ex-Ch U newscaster
  4. Glenda Chong <== Channel NewsAsia presenter
  5. Le Yao <==Channel 8 actress
  6. Samantha Tan <== From Eric Khoo's Be with Me
  7. Angeline Jolie <==Kick yourself in the ass if u dunno her

7 people I'll love to see doing this.....

  1. Vincent
  2. Candy
  3. SQ
  4. Leon
  5. Claine

Latest score.

Mozzie Bloodsuckrs 1 PAP Bloodsuckrs 0

PAP getting its arse kicked by Mozzies.

Finally, there are better bloodsuckers in town than PAP.

Come to tink bout it, those overpaid ArseStar* scientists shud be doing something useful like findin a vaccine or smthing, instead of inventing some shitty urine-powered crap.

And to Mr Anonymous, SCREW U BIG TIME, understand!

Who are you to say me?

I am just statin what i feel and thats it. How dare u come and shit in my place and still cry father cry mother.

This is my cyber home and i want to decorate my home how i want to. U have no farking say in it.

And i can say GET A LIFE! Its old chips off the block like you thats preventing S'pore from moving forward.

BLEH! And if you got BALLS, write down your name. Dont just leave a Anonymous.


Thanks to Mango for sharing my views. .

Friday, September 09, 2005

Another stupid letter in Shitty Times. .

Skydiving is too risky for S'poreans

I refer to the article about skydiving that appeared not too long ago in The Straits Times.

I believe that skydiving is too dangerous a recreational activity to be made available to the people.

Even the safety of professionals cannot be guaranteed, let alone the people new to the sport.

Roger Nelson, founder of the Skydive Chicago was an accomplished skydiver. Yet he died in a freak skydiving accident in June 2003.

Even an instructor, who has dived several times, could not free himself from malfunctioning equipment. What chance of survival would a student have facing the unknown? Roger Nelson is not the only case.

Several people have lost their lives in skydiving.

Skydiving's an intricate process. When one tiny malfunction in the equipment occurs, it causes a chain reaction that effectively seals a person's fate.

A spare parachute may help to reduce the risk but if it was really that effective, why are so many people still dying due to freak accidents?

Also, if we factor in weather considerations, we would have a lot of problems to contend with.

Steering the parachute while airborne is not as simple as it looks. It's even harder when unpredictable winds blow the skydiver in all directions. These winds can occur instantaneously without any warning.

After overcoming these two problems, we still have one more to take care of - landing. Just one slight mistake could cost you a trip to the hospital.

Recently, a commando injured himself while rehearsing for the National Day Parade as a result of landing problems. The commando was a veteran.

I hope you can see why I do not think skydiving is a safe sport.

Cheong Fu Ginn


Driving is very dangerous. The government should look into the matter and steps taken to discourage or ban driving in Singapore. Look at the death rates and accidents in Singapore. I am in utter shock to see how people drive in Boat Quay. This must be put to an immediate end - Driving in Singapore.

Why not ban playing soccer too? high chance of fracturing your limbs and a few freaky incidents of heart failure while playing it

Forum and internet is dangerous too. That according to survey, more young individuals are indulgd in some sleazy activities and it gets worst for kids with GF will resort to Auto-erotic Strangulation that in most cases led to death. I hope the authority will look into this and ban internet.

Izzit the papers, the writer or wad? THis is just getting plain stupid.

ST should stop publishing this kind of stupid letters. Whoever is the editor should be sacked man. This kind of letter serves no purpose at all except to show how shallow the writer is.

To Cheong Fu Ginn
Be Responsible for your life and don't be a Sillyporean!!!, everything in life got risk, know your limits and play safe.

Nowadays ppl getting stupider and stupider.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

"I was surfing the net today when I stumbled upon this particular picture that has lead me wondering if I should in fact be so proud of myself getting new sneakers or complaining that the new shoe is giving me blisters.

I know I am absolutely shameless to be putting this here myself, but, I felt people should know this."

- Phreaque-Talk


Wednesday, September 07, 2005

The next hottest thing on your TV. . . .

Oh man, she just has the word HOT written all over her. She's the next best thing that has happened on TV after Lana Lang on Smallville.

Just in case you dunno, her name's Andrea Chow and she's a recent addition to the current line of news presenter @ Channel News Asia.

She made watching news a joyful event.

A captivating news reporter on channel newsasia, both news-reporting technique and appearance sense, with her alluring occasional smile, i'm just simply bewitched by her. her charisma is really beyond words.

I'll give 5 yrs of my life away to spend a weekend with her in a classy hotel where the door is programed to open on day of check-out only,a well-stocked wine chiller and butler service for meals.. . joking la.

She has the kind of face i would like to make gentle love with for the weekend, and if she moans.......and asks for more, I'll add another year.

Beware, her smiles can hold you spellbound!

If she gets any hotter, i think i will just die of heat stroke!

Ladies, just watch and learn from her body langauage. The way she walks and talks, and I assure you, MEN will come flocking after you like bees to flowers.


Disclaimer: The post you are above to read is not intended to criticise or humiliate any religion, faith or belief in anyway.

Anyway, here goes!

God Admits Responsibility For Hurricane Katrina

September 7, 2005, Heaven

God has come forward in a public statement and admitted that He is directly responsible for Hurricane Katrina. In a surprise press conference called early Tuesday morning, the Almighty confessed to His involvement in last Monday's disaster which claimed the lives of at least 2,000 white people and 10,000 'others'. Looking unkempt and unshaven, God made the following statement:

"Following intense speculation in the media over the past week, I wish to put rumours to rest and to assuage My own guilt. I was responsible for creating Hurricane Katrina, and releasing it over the southern United States.

I've been drinking heavily recently, and I believed that my career as a deity was on the rocks. Allah's a good friend of mine, but I've been intensely jealous of the amount of press coverage He's been receiving these days. It seems like you can hardly change channels without hearing "Suicide bomber this", or "Jihad that". I mean, let's face it; Baptists are never gonna hijack planes and crash them into buildings, are they? But that's the kind of stunt that a deity needs His followers to pull in order to get noticed these days. When I heard about 9/11, I couldn't help but take my hat off to Allah. You can't buy that kind of publicity.

So, I got drunk last weekend, and I got to thinking about the Cajuns. What's the deal with them anyway? Anyone who actually wants to sound half French deserves what's coming to them, if you ask Me. And the music! Oh My Me! I haven't heard anything like it since Sodom and Gomorrah. Then it struck Me: A way to get rid of those six-fingered-banjo-playing-hicks and usurp Allah in the publicity stakes. So I created the hurricane. However, having watched the news reports of the past week, I realise that there were many witnesses who have positively identified me; everyone I saw kept saying "It must be an act of God". I have therefore decided to turn myself in, leaving my son to run heaven in my absence."

It is rumoured that federal police plan to charge God with numerous other acts of 'Natural Terrorism', including the 1980 Mount St. Helens disaster, the 1990 Chicago heatwave and the 1906 San Francisco earthquake. New New Orleans District Attorney, Bubba T. Flubba offered the following comment: "This sick individual has been plaguing our society with his so-called "acts" for long enough. Now it's time to make him pay for his crimes. We've been working closely with survivors over the past week, and nearly everyone we've spoken to has told us that they knew it was an act of God".

It is believed that prosecutors will push for the death penalty, which has delighted Nietzsche enthusiasts across the country.

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Ladies and gentlemen, the age old debate of. . . . . . . . . . . .

Being Woman. More advantages?

1. Women's Charter (No Men's Charter or similar form of protection?)

2. During divorce she entitled to alimony and half your assets.

3. No NS obligation

4. Starting pay and prospects still the same as guys

5. A 2 year head start because no NS

6. The stigma of being a spinster these days is no longer relevant

7. Their money is theirs, their husband's money also theirs

8. Household chores is no longer the main domain of women, men are expected to do their share.

9 While the roles and expectations of women has drastically changed, those of men are still essentially the same.

10. When women expect the same rewards, its called equality. When there's shit work to do, men are expected are to do it because that's what gentlemen supposed to do.

'Nuff said.

I rest my case.

One way street? think again before you cross the road!

It's quite outraging to read on the papers about the woman who was knocked into coma by a reversing vehicle on a ONE-WAY street to get a parking lot ...

a mere fine of $500 with demerit points were imposed on that driver ...

As a pedestrian. . i would have to say. . . .

There are many inconsiderate and downright STUPID drivers/motorcyclists in SINGAPORE!

I have seen vehicles reversing or even driving against the traffic along a entire stretch of road!

Even the pedestrian pavements are no longer safe! Motorcyclists are zooming at high speeds along pavements and even honking/screaming/scolding pedestrians who block their breakneck ride to their destination.

But then as a motorist. .

The onus should be on the pedestrian to check before stepping onto the road....

simply put - the road is meant for cars just like the pedestrian walk-ways are meant for people (and not bicycles/motorbikes)... u want to walk onto the road, u, as a pedestrian, should check before u step onto the road or try to cross the road...

furthermore, as a pedestrian, u do not have blindspots and it's a lot easier for u to spot a big moving mass (i.e. the vehicle) than for the driver to spot u since u might be in a blindspot. besides, if anything happens, it's ur life at stake so u ought to take more precautions...

Two headed snake??

Maybe. .

On a side note, had a damn super happening weekend in JB.

Lost a parkin ticket.
Lost my passport
Caught with 40 pirated DVDs at SG customs.

Anyway came out of the whole ordeal unscathed, save for waiting for the DVDs to be censored and returned to me.

Yes. . u hear it right. .

Monday, September 05, 2005

Butter vs. Margarine

Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys. When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put all the money into the research wanted a payback so they put their heads together to figure out what to do with this product to get their money back.

It was a white substance with no food appeal so they added the yellow coloring and sold it to people to use in place of butter. How do you like it? They have come out with some clever new flavorings.

DO YOU KNOW...the difference between margarine and butter? Read on to the end...gets very interesting!

Both have the same amount of calories.

Butter is slightly higher in saturated fats at 8 grams compared to 5 grams.

Eating margarine can increase heart disease in women by 53% over eating the same amount of butter, according to a recent Harvard Medical Study.

Eating butter increases the absorption of many other nutrients in other foods.

Butter has many nutritional benefits where margarine has a few only because they are added!

Butter tastes much better than margarine and it can enhance the flavors of other foods.

Butter has been around for centuries where margarine has been around for less than 100 years.

And now, for Margarine...

Very high in trans fatty acids.

Triple risk of coronary heart disease.

Increases total cholesterol and LDL (this is the bad cholesterol) and lowers HDL cholesterol, (the good cholesterol)

Increases the risk of cancers up to five fold.

Lowers quality of breast milk.

Decreases immune response.

Decreases insulin response.

And here's the most disturbing fact....


Margarine is but ONE MOLECULE away from being PLASTIC !

This fact alone was enough to have me avoiding margarine for life and anything else that is hydrogenated (this means hydrogen is added, changing the molecular structure of the substance).

You can try this yourself:

Purchase a tub of margarine and leave it in your garage or shaded area. Within a couple of days you will note a couple of things:

* no flies, not even those pesky fruit flies will go near it (that should tell you something)

* it does not rot or smell differently because it has no nutritional value, nothing will grow on it. Even those teeny weeny microorganisms will not find a home to grow. Why? Because it is nearly plastic. Would you melt your Tupperware and spread that on your toast?

Have a butterful day !!

Thursday, September 01, 2005

MY Traffic Police Gives 50 Percent Discount

Traffic police will give a 50 percent discount to all traffic offenders except for those under "Ops Sikap" and which have been issued a warrant of arrest, in conjunction with the Merdeka celebrations.

The offer, to start from Thursday will run till Sept 22, Bukit Aman Traffic Chief, Datuk Gingkoi Seman Pancras said at a press conference here, Monday.

Those in this category must meet the police to settle their summonses, he said, adding that the discount offer was a "good" way of settling summonses that had not been paid since 1999 amounting to RM3.4 million.

I heard they are also going to introduce a special VIP card to reward their regular customers and it's expected that this card carries a 20% discount for each summon.

I think this card can also accumlate rewards points.

So what's next?
Jail term gt discount?

This world is getting crazier every minute. .