After reading the ST report on three young Singaporeans arrested for uploading songs to other people who wants their songs, I can imagine this scene at a typical primary school in Singapore,

"Ah Lian! your mama bought you some orange juice, can you be a dear and share some of your orange juice with me?"

"What? Ah Beng wants me to share my orange juice with him!
RIAS and IPOS says sharing is a crime!
Everytime I share my orange juice with him, the orange juice canteen store auntie lost a sale and thus Ah Beng is robbing the stallholder!

Send Ah Beng to jail please! Sharing is a crime!!!"

Ah Beng "????"