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Thursday, September 22, 2005

Here are a few power explainations for some commonly used words. Use them to impress your female friends!

Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power

Dictionary
A place where success comes before work

Classic
A book/movie/show which people praise but do not read/watch

Smile
A curve that can set alot of things straight

Etc
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.


ok , the next one is a real classic


Experience
The name women humans gives their mistakes

Atomic Bomb
An invention to end all inventions

Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when he's dead.

Diplomat
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.






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